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Train Track Relief Turns into Udder Disaster

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In a story that sounds utterly unbelievable, an 82-year-old homeless man found himself “moo-ving” into the afterlife thanks to a cow. While relieving himself next to a train track in the Midwest, a fast-moving freight train struck a cow on the tracks, sending the bovine to greener pastures.

Flying 30 feet into the air — quite a feat for a 1,100 lbs performer — the cow collided with the man (killing him instantly) who stood in disbelief and mid-relief. 

The next time you are tempted to answer nature’s call near a train track, remember: sometimes the cow jumps over the moon, and sometimes the cow jumps onto you!

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